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		<title>I Hate Fake Presents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[XMas is a great time of year, for sure. I don&#8217;t like it because of the religious aspects or anything, I just like it because I get to spend time with my family and I don&#8217;t have to go to work. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I go all out every year on gifts and a [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">XMas is a great time of year, for sure. I don&#8217;t like it because of the <a href="http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-11/happy-holidays-card-flying-spaghetti-monster.gif">religious aspects</a> or anything, I just like it because I get to spend time with my family and I don&#8217;t have to go to work. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I go all out every year on gifts and a tree. However, there&#8217;s one thing that&#8217;s always smelled wrong to me about Christmas &#8211; fake presents.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Fake presents, as in those empty yet impressively wrapped boxes you see in department stores every year. It&#8217;s like they are beautiful boxes without a soul inside. If there&#8217;s one thing that would make baby <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jebus">Jebus</a> weep, it&#8217;s unwrapping a gift only to find nothing inside. How sad is that?</p>
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